nettlesplayground:

when your parents decide to channel surf during the commercials of a program you really want to watch

nettlesplayground:

In which I talk about the wacky hijinks I pulled on my friend Laurel.

(spoiler alert: I gift wrapped her room.)

nettlesplayground:

My Esther Day video, in which I very narrowly avoid crying by turning the camera off.

I’M A THIRD INTO THIS BOOK AND I DON’T WANT TO READ IT ANYMORE

it is so bad.

Ana if no one has ever held your hand you are way over your head with this guy.

oh god 

Ana, why didn’t you just say no to coffee with him

Actual evidence that the book I’m reading began as smutty Twilight fanfic.

Ana’s overuse of the ellipse is really starting to piss me off.

Yes mistress. She is so domineering. I roll my eyes but do as I’m told.

DO I SMELL FORSHADOWING