September 2012
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August 2012
3 posts
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nettlesplayground:
when your parents decide to channel surf during the commercials of a program you really want to watch
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July 2012
7 posts
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I’M A THIRD INTO THIS BOOK AND I DON’T WANT TO READ IT ANYMORE
it is so bad.
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Ana if no one has ever held your hand you are way over your head with this guy.
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oh god
Ana, why didn’t you just say no to coffee with him
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Actual evidence that the book I’m reading began as smutty Twilight fanfic.
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Ana’s overuse of the ellipse is really starting to piss me off.
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Yes mistress. She is so domineering. I roll my eyes but do as I’m told.
DO I SMELL FORSHADOWING
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Watchmmmkay-m:
Fifty Shades of Grey
narrated by Gilbert Gottfried
….dying laughing
i will never be able to read this book now
June 2012
15 posts
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Why does he have such an unnerving effect on me? His overwhelming good looks maybe? The way his eyes blaze at me? The way he strokes his index finger against his lower lip?
hmm that sounds familiar who else do I know that does that oh right
I wish he’d stop doing that.
Me too, Ana.
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“You sound like a control freak.”
WAY TO GO, ANA.
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“My belief is to achieve success in any scheme one has to make oneself master of that scheme, know it inside and out, know every detail. I work hard, very hard to do that. I make decisions based on logic and facts. I have a natural gut instinct that can spot and nurture a good solid idea and good people. The bottom line is its always down to good people.”
“Maybe you’re...
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Do not compare Grey to Adonis this soon.
Do not compare Grey to Adonis this soon.
Do not compare Grey to Adonis this soon.
Do not compare Gre-
damn.
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As our fingers touch, I feel and odd exhilarating shiver run through me. I withdraw my hand hastily, embarrassed. Must be static. I blink rapidly, my eyelids matching my heart rate.
If your blinking matches your…
Ana.
Ana, that’s not a good thing. Don’t do that.
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ANA TRIPPED INTO GREY’S OFFICE
AS SHE WENT TO PUSH HIS DOOR OPEN
SHE LITERALLY TRIPPED
INTO
HIS
OFFICE
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I have definitely worn the wrong clothes.
Just now getting that?
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Ana, are you being sarcastic when you say “another young blonde woman, this time dressed impeccably in black and white”?
because that’s exactly how you described the other young blonde woman’s clothes
this was four seconds ago, Ana.
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I’m beginning to wish I’d borrowed one of Kate’s formal blazers rather than worn my navy-blue jacket. I have made an effort and worn my one and only skirt, my sensible brown knee-length boots, and a blue sweater. For me, this is smart.
woah back up a second
Ana, if you own one skirt and only one skirt that skirt is probably black
and you’ve paired that black skirt...
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how the fuck do you write something discreetly in steel?!
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Oh, the Merc is a fun drive, and the miles slip away as I hit the pedal to the metal.
Ana.
Ana, please.
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Kate, you seriously could not call Grey’s secretary and say “look, I know I was supposed to come down and do this interview but I’m super sick and since I know for a fact he’s free anyway, can we just do this over the phone”?
You had to send your woefully unprepared friend?
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I have final exams to cram for and one essay to finish, and I’m supposed to be working this afternoon, but no- today I have to drive 165 miles to downtown Seattle in order to meet the enigmatic CEO of Grey Enterprises Holdings, Inc.
Why do you have to do this Ana, this sounds like a hell of a lot to do for your roommate especially if we can assume that you’re going to have to drive...
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“The author published an earlier serialized version of this story online with...”
– Fifty Shades of Grey
Snowqueen’s Icedragon? Okay I think this sets the tone for the rest of the novel.
(but I can’t judge too much because come on all of our usernames are somewhat laughable.)
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